Where Did They Come From?
Where, asks D.Smith of Wendover, did the notion of playing for a tatty old jar of fag ashes come from? Why do we do it, and why - when everyone knows that the band contains trainspotters and Airfix kit-builders - are we rather pathetically trying to make out that we are cool sporting types who understand things like 'silly mid-off' and 'gullies?'
Oh ye doubting Thomases. Here for the unbelievers is a short history of what was initially known as 'The Ufford Ashes.'
Paradise Explained
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all began on July 9th 1992. Dee, our then besuited and avaricious
agent, had inexplicably booked the band into an obscure country
pub somewhere in the wilds east of Stamford. It was called The
White Hart, and was in a microscopic village called Ufford. Other
bands seemed to be playing there, and as there was a decent fee
put up for coming, it seemed ideal. We even got to play outdoors
in the beer garden, which was splendid. Attached to the pub was
a paddock, in which dwelt a goat, and upon which one could camp,
should one desire. It was upon this hallowed turf that the first
scratch game of drum-skin frisbee began with the landlord's daughters.
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By
the following year - also July 9th - this had developed into a
kind of free-for-all cricket match. So many people joined in that
by the time we had emptied the van out into the pub's car park
for the third time - July 28th 1994 - there was not only a trophy
to play for, but a full-blown enemy team. Chris from Bishop's
Stortford, and his wicked sisters, brought along bats, pads, stumps,
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original ashes was an old peanut butter jar full of old dog ends,
with a Blyth sticker on it. These have now been transferred to
a glass train-shaped affair (plastic actually - Ed), which we
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Paradise Postponed
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The
White Hart provided a number of interesting experiences - the
year it rained; the year a female Palmated Newt wandered across
the stage area; the year it was Protag's birthday. It was, on
the whole, a light-hearted and good natured alternative to the
bilious muddy hell of exploitation that is Glastonbury and its
ilk. Sadly, July 21st 1995 was the last time Blyth Power played
at Ufford, as the pub changed hands, and stopped being user- friendly.
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The
event had grown into quite an affair by then, and we were sorry
when efforts to find a new venue proved fruitless. Happily, Mr
John Taylor alerted us to the presence of The Whistle Stop, adjacent
to the East Coast Main Line at Tallington, and after an absence
of some years, we were happy to stage the event again. As things
turned out, so was everyone else, as it was even better than previous
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The venue changed. The presence of the railway line makde up for the lack of a goat - a facility few found much use for anyway. The campsite had all kinds of exciting facilities (that open air commode for instance), and although the space for playing cricket was a little less generous than at Ufford, at least the ground was level, and given the informal nature of the ashes games, it was not really a problem. Sadly, after a good run and a couple of changes of landlord/ladies the old problem of pub-owner-not-really-getting-it cropped up, and the 2007 event was scuppered at the last minute. Now you know what happened. |