November
2009
Wishing all readers
a very Happy Christmas in advance – except those miserable bastards
who can’t let the rest of us forget that they are ‘atheists’.
And never mind gunpowder, treason and plot – where’s the
flippin’ book?
June
2009
Hey,
do you remember that pop group you used to go and see when you were
young and foolish? Well, nothing for nearly a year, and then a whole
heap of stuff comes all at once…
June
2008
Shaping
up for a wild summer season of Blyth mayhem and wild adventure.* This
space available for advertising. For terms and conditions call the usual
number.
*Slight Exaggeration
September
2007
What do you mean only two children? I thought there must
be at least a dozen!
Special commemorative edition celebrating release of a new Numberjacks
DVD
November
2006
November? Already? Someone has been asleep at the wheel!
This mailout is officially dedicated to the Campaign for Common Sense
Against Sodoku
July
2006
Get on board with the chartbound sound of Blyth Power.
December
2005
Festive seasonal issue in which we bring Good News, Peace
on Earth, and Goodwill to allMen, even ex-band members.
October
2005
Goodbye General Winter. The truth, the whole truth and
a little more besides.
July
2005
Special Tallington edition.
April
2005
Q: How many Jessi Adams’ does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Lots and lots because he’s a weedy lily-livered
knock-kneed vegan.
December
2004
Don't miss the fab and groovy Xmas offers.
July
2004
Extra special fun-packed bumper summer special edition
full of special features. Free fab ‘Jessi’ figure (*) plus
sizzling summer outfits for you to cut out and keep.
*Offer only applies to members making donations of £500
or more
April
2004
Green now is on the larches, springtime in
triumph marches, and every day uncloses a host of new primroses. Or
'Special who gives a Tinker's cuss about the last twenty years edition'
if you prefer.
Autumn
2003
We plough the fields and scatter the good
seed on the land. Actually that's not true. We lie idly in bed watching
videos and let someone else do it all instead.
June
2003
Oh the Devil will find work for idle bands
to do.
April
2003
The ministry is satisfied a case can be
proved, and it's time to start turning the screws. Special wartime
edition.
January
2003
Now
is the winter of our discontent. Made glorious by this summer sun
of York.
October
2002
Winter
is here and it's going on two years. And things were grim but they're
looking good again.
July
2002
Whoops!
We missed Glastonbury this year.What a terrible shame it didn't rain.
April
2002
Special
CD Launch Mailout. On The Viking Station Out now.
February
2002
Special
Bionic Mailout. We can rebuild it - bigger, faster, stronger, and
even more full of rubbish than before. Guaranteed free of tedious
seventies nostalgia.
November
2001
Special
patriotic wartime austerity issue on ultra cheap paper. Hot news,
views and controversial opinions on the sanctity of human life from
the embattled Blyth bunker.
August
2001
What's
new this season from The House Of Blyth? Come and see the new summer
collection.
May
2001
Groweth seed and bloweth mead and spring the woods anew. All hail
the glorious posthumous dictatorship of the most illustrious Chairman
Meeow.
January
2001
First edition of the new millennium in rememberance of Chairman
Meeoow, 1983-2000. With love, respect, and an extremely small, but
surprisingly expensive, tin of salmon cat pate.
October
2000
Ploughing
the fields and scattering the good seed on the land. OFFICIAL! The
only newsletter to bring you rubbish competitions about old progressive
rock bands.
July
2000
Celebrating
the return to our screens of Sunset Beach!!!!! WARNING! Like the sands
through the hour glass, these ARE the days of our lives.
April
2000
The
issue that brings you quotes from Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.
Sons getting shinery, to spot like the finery. It's spring, spring,
spring.
January
2000
January,
sick and tired you've been hanging on me. You make me sad with your
eyes, you're telling me lies. Don't go, don't go.
November
1999
The
newsletter that's
squirming in anticipation of the new millennium. Guarenteed to contain
no giant tents full of jugglers.
August
1999
First
with news, views and complicated, incomprehensible metaphors!
Now with added fantastic superlatives!
Summer
1999
Guaranteed
to contain no sentences ending with the word 'actually…' The latest
exciting instalment in the adventures of Blyth Power and their cat.
Spring
1999
Specially larded with exciting superlatives like 'great'
and 'super'.
Winter
1998
Downwarde
Spiral proudly presents the first edition of the next fifteen years.The
all new journal of the exciting life and times of Blyth Power and
its courageous crew. Confusion to our enemies.